I am spending my child support on dildos
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
