Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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