you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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