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(209): View more from California

he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

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(914): View more from New York

Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....

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(606): View more from Kentucky

can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?

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(510): View more from California

Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed

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(303): View more from Colorado

Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.

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(289): View more from Ontario

i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.

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