she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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