He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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