I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
is it fun? or sober?
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