Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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