She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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