I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
im on a boat
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