Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we're making bets on your personal life
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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