please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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