I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i think my tv is drunk
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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