Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He shit in the fireplace
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
