Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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