What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
two words: eviction party
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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