But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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