Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Even my vagina gasped.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I am one with the molecules
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