I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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