I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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