You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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