Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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