i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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