what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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