their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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