So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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