Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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