Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i love accidental penises.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My life is pants optional.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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