we're blogging at a bar
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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