Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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