Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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