my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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