I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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