They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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