remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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