the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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