Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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