i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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