is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
don't judge my taste in strippers
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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