Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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