He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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