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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i think my mom watched the whole time

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.

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(913): View more from Kansas

come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.

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