I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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