A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just ate a handful of salt
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