i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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