The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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