gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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