We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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