you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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