i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My nipple is on Facebook.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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