We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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