"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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