I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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